50 women were asked what would they do if they had a dick for a day. These were the responses:

* I would write my name in the snow
* Pee off a tall building
* Check out my boyfriends reflexes
* Pin my boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it
* See how many donuts i could carry with it
* I would want a big one and show it off to everyone
* I would grab myself in public and not be embarrassed
* I would not lift the toilet seat while peeing
* I would love it and squeeze it and play with it all day
* I would get whacked to see if it really hurts
* I would get it removed
* I would see what a woman felt like on the other end
* Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants and try them out to see what was the best
* Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing around
* I would measure it both ways
* I would play with him and make him roll over into the wet spot
* I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say 'wheres my raise?'
* I would find my ex-boyfriend and go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new
* Demonstrate to my boyfriend that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything
* I would walk around and prod him all night long with it

i am so uncomftorable right now

lol i think its funny