badazz5001's verson of fable

By  badazz5001 and the cows.

Peter Molyneux decided to be a liar and he said I'm creating the best game ever! Next year! And I’m going to touch myself in the four years that I could spend making it not suck while I hype the hell out of the game and tell you that it will do miraculous things and swim naked through piles of money while his old, wrinkled, shriveled balls well to the size of two matured melons so that they can be sucked by people gullible enough to buy his game twice, with the money they got from killing whisper at the arena, after which they decided to use her mangled corpse for hot sex, until finally you get so bored that Thunder started looking good  And giant blue chickens started pecking your were-canary's ass until it scream sin simultaneous agony and lust, just like  the first fable board orgy that sadly I missed do to searching for the dragon that was far too easy even without spending a single point of experience but then Monopods decides to bump the thread because he is bored, so he has to endure long, painful hours of being ignored because he's A dumb person who's never played Fable because he uses his time for gay stuff ( which is every game and thing except for playing fable.) like masturbating and stealing money from the Salvation Army bell-ringers, who in actual fact love MonoPod for his sexy looking boots he's wearing, which he stole from a hobo because he's a freaking nub that has ravenous, paid-for animal sex with hobo's just so he can steal their boots, with which then kicks the poor hobos in the nuts with, making him as much fun as a hippo wearing a barbed-wire girdle giving it to you in the butt, while another sits quietly wondering how that's even possible and thinks that Mr Molyneaux is to blame for George W. Bush to be in office but realizes that cannot be true, as Molyneaux lies, so then gets smart and realizes bringing the end times upon us By using Fable (wich is the only thing in life that is even slightily worth living for any more) as a means of hypnotizing the masses to bend to his will, thus creating a secluded Heroes Guild with him filling the position of Maze but there came a Hero to fight him and his name was A. Hole,whose destiny lead to two paths, a great warrior, or a hot dog salesman, and it all fell down on his allignment, which was undecided Until the better bard rhymed something delicous with malicous and casued an up roar across the boards about a kd123 sighting that killed amailhot from shock, but brought the 6152 back together once more tooled to a IGN revolution, led by the Fable Board with me as the leader,and all went well untilSword Saint tripped and impaled himself upon his own sword. He then Used his great will power to revive himself, all the while being loved by everyone suffering from severe head traumas caused by the hippo and the cows ( but rell ey the hippo is more responsa boul) which likes teh buttseckxz from J's e penis who just recently divorced me because you're an uptight prude who wouldn't give it up like Kaberle, and the cows except they can't give it up due to a lack of a An accident which left him horridly grotesque where the only people  who would love him are from the elder scrolls boards and the cows and incredibly hot, but blind, chicks drinking liquified crap, because they are so stupid they  created the username supadude3 and the cows to spam and be a general pain in the (and p.s, i post on the Elder Scrolls board, so STFU) left foot because you sold your neck for the cows and Oblivion and a raffle ticket for a "one night only" date with shadowgan and the cows , who Is an uptight prude who once tried to screw a grapefuit and the cows  but failed because he was turned down, so he went to se his friend bannana and the cows who peeled himself down in crying shame because  supadude3 and the cows cant spell see and accidentally watched a gay porno once only it was no "accident" and he found himeself strangely drawn to gay porn from that point on when he decided to become gay And rape various types of fruit and cows until he discovered he was allergic to pesticides and  the cows and eggshells (who are in lins with the cows )   causing a terrible allergic reaction which made parts of him swell so that the egg and the cows became stuck in his new found vaginas anwhich  wich was thaut to be a gift from god and the cows until he had his first period
I m soory I weel have toskip here. which was his last because he acted upon his homosexual desires and concieved a which a fully grown women and a cow that sprung forth equipped with battle armour and cows many many cows and a biting tongue from a cow which was Wielding gay porn in each hand singing the Ireland national anthem and the cows in Japanese. Together they raped grapefruits, banannas, cows the lot
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...and then they moved on too different types of meats
 
Souch ass cow meatand discovered a supernatural ability to tapdance, which ultimately led them to tap dance with bits of sirlion steak and the cows and the occasional apple custard pie which brought them ridicule and mistrust. Meanwhile, a certain Doctor X and the x cows was developing a formula for explosive poptarts, and cows with which he planned to distribute among the unwitting people and cows of Albion later re-named to New Jersey and cowvile , home of the old jersey factory and the cows (ironically), and started creating battle armour and cows  that only sexy mofo's and sexey cows varey sexey cows like MonoPod and the cows could use, but due to his dazzling eyes, boyish and cowish  good looks and sexy charms, he became gay then, he had his penis removed and found he really enjoyed sheep and oh ya know cows, giving up on fruit and cows and women for all time but the citrus in the grapefruit and cows  caused his skin to get a bad rash and he had to go to  Switzerland and cowland as everyone and everycow  had now heard of the great things they were doing with irritated skin and cows so he checked himself and the cows in and saw a fabulous looking nurse and cows named Bob, a man and a cow who had just gotten out of jail, and they tied the knot in glorious matrimony and cowtrimony , until Bob and the cows was killed by fierce Balverines and cows attacked, until suddenly a hero and cows came and killed also Bob and cows for his grotesqe face seemed to look like a balverines and a cows rear end one Balverine and cow tried to hump Bob's and cows face because Bob and some cows was dead and everyone knows Balverines and cows love the dead ones which is how the Jack of Blades and the cows was conceived By the Balvorn, ancient ancestor and cow of Balverine and cow, and a chicken and cow mating during the festival of The Harbor and cow Lights, which celebrates the creation of the were-canary and cows, but during the parade, a giant and a cow and a gint catwomen jumped down from roof of the barn and set fire to the rubber duck and the cows, made out of straw and cows(not rubber or cows)and used her whip and her cows to slash the heck and the cows out of the clothes and cows the parade goers and the cows were wearing escape unharmed and uncowd to the Darkwood and dark cow Bordello, where she had a go with Polly and the cows, then opened the Demon Door  and the cow door and o screw this why dew I have to say cow so #$!@%^&*()_+!~`+=[]{}|\:;”’”,.<>?/ much its stuped and this story hase ben blocked by the cows.  THE END
Or is it………………………  

--Last edited by badazz5001 on 2008-01-07 17:50:20 --

OK

ok ok all you say is yah cool and ok

 ITS GETTIN ANNOYIN RIGHT?

AND IF I DONT STOP SAYIN THAT I WILL GET BANNED RIGHT?

no its just relly annoying

ok i will try to stop.

whatever its not a big deal